02:33

So as i type this it is 02:33. obviously when i stop typing it wont be unless i type extra.. no wait its now 02:34. OK so as i write this early in the morning with no more than 3 followers ( i thank you!) i am kept company in an empty house by two moronic cats and a fly. which one to kill first?

i am however kept sane by comedy. currently watching one of my heroes Ricky Gervais in the Ricky Gervais show. along side Stephen merchant and the oh so funny yet twatonic ( I'm going with onic words tonight) Karl Pilkington. here they are normal and here they are on the show.





Season 1 episode 11 is where my world is fixated at the moment. hearing Karl's voice drone on really is the best part of the show with Ricky's laugh a close second. With Stephens witty comments it really is one of the best comedy shows i have ever see.

Ricky Gervais has been something of an obsession of mine recently. i have yet to witness his humour live which i shall be sorting out ( just heard Ricky's laugh and... 10 seconds later i have started typing again) next year. His 2012 show Humanity looks like a barrel of laughs


Ricky's laugh never gets old. i find myself waiting for it in each episode and wishing the animation could pick up his facial expressions a tad more but either way the noise is intoxicating, its contagious.

watching Ricky Gervais stand up really does pick me up. my favourite comedian is in fact Bill Hicks however Ricky Gervais really has my attention at the moment. he has always been a favourite but recently i have been obsessed. the only thing that annoys me about watching Ricky is that he has actually made points in his stand up routines that i have thought of before i watched said routine. obviously he didn't steal it because it was a thought unless he is some sort of alien from Doctor Who. that's a few things scored out of the stand up routine. oh joy. that picture of Ricky Gervaise as a clown is starting to look appealing. obvious exaggeration.

Aaaaaaaaaaanyway it is now 02:52 so i shall leave you with this parting message

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

it is now 02:53

New beginnings

OK then, well i don't really know what to write on this. i think I'm going to start using this as more as a journal than anything else. a place to record my thoughts and ideas. in all honesty i would love to do something with comedy whether that be write a script for a TV sitcom or even some stand up material. either way it is a good way to get my thoughts down. i shan't ( yes i said shan't) be putting down any personal details about people close to me i,e my relationships with my family or girlfriend no. i will be putting down my thoughts about the world,science,religion, that sorta stuff. i will be brainstorming ( yes i said brain storming. I'm aware it is politically incorrect but how about when politics start getting things correct then they can correct me) my thoughts just to help my writing. which i will not be blogging. that will be personal. i may let some pieces go to get feedback but i will have to see.

Oh and i don't care about spell check :) let it happen! funnier that way. i type fast and irresponsibly.

ha! i will not be deleting what i write either, as i write this i just discovered the spell check button. Thank atheism for that!